Welcome to Port3101.org : Your BES Connection Mark forums read | View Forum Leaders
Port3101.org : Your BES Connection



Reply
 
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 02-13-2009, 07:33 AM
Si's Avatar
Si Si is offline
Proprietor
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,046
Blog Entries: 6
Default Friday fun!!!!!

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies:

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over...)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.
__________________
Si MCTS
Co-Owner
Port3101 - Your BES Connection

Don't forget, you can follow us on Twitter

The views expressed by me on Port3101 and its affiliated sites are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer.
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 02-13-2009, 09:09 AM
BBNewf
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Newfieville
Posts: 49
Default

LMFAO!!! #6 was gold!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 02-14-2009, 04:19 AM
ndub33's Avatar
Old Guy
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Seattle, Washington
Posts: 14
Send a message via Yahoo to ndub33
Default

Loved them all, and may actually use a couple of them...
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 03-10-2009, 02:17 PM
Lisa1272's Avatar
BES Activated
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hershey
Posts: 4
Send a message via AIM to Lisa1272
Default

Sadly we have had #10 happen and let me tell you it's been on fun this "first year". I loved the rest I hope to use them on my vacation
__________________
Lisa
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Friday the 13th remake/reimaging gibson_hg Off-Topic Discussion 5 02-14-2009 09:44 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:36 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.


 

SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 PL2